[Note: I wrote this in 2014, before Jeremy Paxman's abdication.]

You might wish to think of Paxman as the anti-Wolf Blitzer,
the inoffensivest man in American news, and a man whose inoffensiveness I find
deeply offensive.
I don’t disdain Blitzer most for having begun his career as
a de facto PR man for the
conservative Israel lobbying group AIPAC, or for his apparent empty-headedness,
or even for his keening voice, nearly as fingernails-across-a-blackboardish as
Chris Matthews’. (Ever bleating at the top of his register, he might be heard
as the anti-Henry Kissinger no less than as the anti-Paxman.)
I don’t disdain him most for telling Barack Obama, when he
interviewed him for the unrequited runup to the bombing of Syria, to look into
CNN’s camera and tell Bashar al-Assad just what he needed to do to keep
American bombs from raining down on him. It’s been years since I admired Barack
Obama, but I admired him at that moment, for not getting up, ripping his lapel
mic off, and saying, “Are you fucking kidding me? What is this, couple counseling?”

I don’t disdain him most for his inability to smack down that
shameless blowhard Michael Moore as he deserves, or for failing to make
mincemeat of Michele Bachmann. No, that for which I disdain Wolf Blitzer most
is his coverage of the 2012 Republican convention. I think of him gasping
excitedly in his uniquely annoying high-pitched way as the cameras showed us
the family of the unspeakable Paul Ryan, possibly the vilest man in American
public life, and how he gushed about the proud look on Mama’s face.
I know CNN is supposed to feign neutrality, but how I would
have loved at that moment if Wolf had mused, “Imagine how it must feel to have
given birth to the evilest man in American politics! Imagine the poor lady’s
shame!”
Not the Wolfster, though. Fair and balanced to the end, even
if not on Fox, is the Wolfster — and, if you ask me, one of the great wastes of
space in American electronic journalism.
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